New single “The Man Who Became Himself” OUT NOW LISTEN BELOW only released in digital format.


We are the self styled Squaredanciest band in the world and kings of United Kingdom Apple Core. We were alive back in the day then we died and now we’re alive again, a bit like Jesus (although apparently he died again so maybe not).

This is the place to find out what is going on with us right now, upcoming shows, what music is available (everything, buy it!) and what our next moves will be. You can interact with the band, watch a video even listen to one of H’s podcasts on the Talking Bollocks page, there’s lots to do and we hope you enjoy your stay.

Moochos Grasse Arse!

Our Tunes: “don’t stream ’em, buy ’em!”



The Man Who Became Himself РOFFICIAL VIDEO

On Tour

Tour Dates

(If we aren’t playing near you, don’t bitch and moan. Travel!)

07 Sep 2018 Tales From The Book Of Thrash With Howard H Smith — Camden Etcetera Theatre
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22 Dec 2018 London — Camden Underworld
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More Dates

Our Releases

Look, we made ‘real’ records once. All available digitally or in The Apple Core Archives CD Box Set!

Acid Reign TV


Love it or Hate it – We’re on it!

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